Yes, the Captain is cooking. Try not to faint. Cooking as in the galley is smelling rather like burnt cabbage and cursing can be heard mumbled as the slamming of the pot lids gets louder. (Sorry Sadie)
We are sure he'll calm down if she enters the galley.
The pot starts to boil over....
Ok, make that a Maybe.....
Yes, the Captain is trying to looking on the bright side here.....
"Oh yeah? What 'e say? An' why th'hell didn't 'e say anythin' t'me?"
"Yeah." he says nodding. "That's meat......." Than under his breath he adds, "I think."